These are a few of my favorite quotes:
...."Think, Think, Think." W.T. Pooh
...."Black holes are where God divided by zero." Steven Wright
...."Ladies bathed before noon, after their three-o'clock naps, and by nightfall were like soft teacakes with frostings of sweat and sweet talcum."
To Kill a Mockingbird (Scout) (Reminds me of growing up in SW Georgia)